The Worst Movie You Have Ever Watched

dr_salvador wrote:

chocotricks wrote:

OMG YES NOW THATS A BAD MOVIE! CHIPWRECKED OMFG HORRIBLE! Smurfs was really gay as well

I didn't watch it on purpose. Well, I did, but not through choice. That's what you get for looking after young cousins. Even worse, they thought it was the best movie ever!

When you're a kid, anything cartoony could be the best thing ever.

Mass Distraction wrote:

dr_salvador wrote:

chocotricks wrote:

OMG YES NOW THATS A BAD MOVIE! CHIPWRECKED OMFG HORRIBLE! Smurfs was really gay as well

I didn't watch it on purpose. Well, I did, but not through choice. That's what you get for looking after young cousins. Even worse, they thought it was the best movie ever!

When you're a kid, anything cartoony could be the best thing ever.

Like Batman Forever.

Mass Distraction wrote:

dr_salvador wrote:

chocotricks wrote:

OMG YES NOW THATS A BAD MOVIE! CHIPWRECKED OMFG HORRIBLE! Smurfs was really gay as well

I didn't watch it on purpose. Well, I did, but not through choice. That's what you get for looking after young cousins. Even worse, they thought it was the best movie ever!

When you're a kid, anything cartoony could be the best thing ever.

Apart from Watership Down. I'm sure I wasn't the only kid who thought it was going to be a nice cartoon about rabbits but then got a nasty surprise.

I was that with a friend when we were kids. We still think it's one of the coolest cartoon movies we've seen

Mass Distraction wrote:

I was that with a friend when we were kids. We still think it's one of the coolest cartoon movies we've seen

Yeah, it's awesome, but it's not child friendly. When 'Bright Eyes' starts playing I feel the tears coming. CURSE YOU SIMON AND GARFUNKEL!

Gotta love their music. Sound of Silence is one of my favorite songs.

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Rhymin Simon

Mass Distraction wrote:

Gotta love their music. Sound of Silence is one of my favorite songs.

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND.

any uwe boll of shit movie is atrocious

I thought that Ekks vs Sever was pretty stupid. Also, I didnt like spawn. 2 bucks in good condition at goodwill.

Worst movie I have ever watched was "Birdemic", look it up. If you watch the trailer you wouldn't believe it was a real movie, but it is...sadly

spawn wrote:

Worst movie I have ever watched was "Birdemic", look it up. If you watch the trailer you wouldn't believe it was a real movie, but it is...sadly

i just looked it up, they are actually working on a sequel of it lol

Human Centipede...awful...

Godzilla90s wrote:

spawn wrote:

Worst movie I have ever watched was "Birdemic", look it up. If you watch the trailer you wouldn't believe it was a real movie, but it is...sadly

i just looked it up, they are actually working on a sequel of it lol

Thought you were talking about flu birds. Terrible B-grade horror movie, lots of wasted spaghetti.

PWNERX wrote:

Godzilla90s wrote:

spawn wrote:

Worst movie I have ever watched was "Birdemic", look it up. If you watch the trailer you wouldn't believe it was a real movie, but it is...sadly

i just looked it up, they are actually working on a sequel of it lol

Thought you were talking about flu birds. Terrible B-grade horror movie, lots of wasted spaghetti.

No no, Birdemic is honestly the worst movie ever made. It is like they were trying to make a bad movie. Birdemic is so bad I would actually recommend the director of that movie to take tips from Paul W.S. Anderson. Yeah. I went there.

Easily Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.

I thought that was the greatest movie in the world when I was growing up. Mortal Kombat was my first video game next to Twisted Metal.

i think you guys need to start watching some REAL bad movies ...

since im into the horror as is the GF ... we buy every scary / Horror movie there is ... and some of them have been SOOOO Bad ... and i Mean bad ... the worst movie listed by you guys would look like an Oscar contender compared to ones ive seen ...

i dont even know the names of them cause ive watch WAY to many ... but one BAD one i remember cause it had a Stupid title " My Son , My Son , what have Ye Done "



on a side note ... i did watch Avatar not too long ago for the first time and all i have to say is ... i dont get what the hype is about ... i was Bored the whole movie and it was freakin long ... Titanic was a Way better Film

If you think you know bad movies I challenge you to watch Paranoid Park and try not to eat your own face.

I would say mine but I have over 50...

dr_salvador wrote:

Mass Distraction wrote:

I myself liked Alien 3. I don't think there's one Alien movie that I would've thought is bad.

What about the AVP movies? The second one is the stinking pile of crap.

I actually liked Aliens 3.

I agree with you on AvP2. That flick was pure garbage. The forced human side plots and the combination of cramped camera angles/poor lighting pretty much made this crap unwatchable.

AvP1 wasn't great either but at least it had a coherent story. Plus, let's not forget the very beautiful main character...





Now that I think of it, AvP1 was actually a pretty good movie

Known_Hero wrote:

dr_salvador wrote:

Mass Distraction wrote:

I myself liked Alien 3. I don't think there's one Alien movie that I would've thought is bad.

What about the AVP movies? The second one is the stinking pile of crap.

I actually liked Aliens 3.

I agree with you on AvP2. That flick was pure garbage. The forced human side plots and the combination of cramped camera angles/poor lighting pretty much made this crap unwatchable.

AvP1 wasn't great either but at least it had a coherent story. Plus, let's not forget the very beautiful main character...





Now that I think of it, AvP1 was actually a pretty good movie
Aliens Resuruction was TERRIBLE. Even I didnt like it.

WTF??!!? IS THAT A GLITCHE???

Uh... What is the word you are going for here? Glitch? Cliché?

Mass Distraction wrote:

Uh... What is the word you are going for here? Glitch? Cliché?

I meant Glitch, it was a typo. Also, I think what I was trying to do created just one big grey quote.

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