Strangest medical problem you've ever had

I suppose it does count.
I woken up in my own blood as well, I was younger and had an eyebrow piercing (I know lame as hell and I look back and cringe)
I woke up in a really bad mood/half asleep because the piercing was burning and aggravated (due to complications of getting in a fight
a month after I got it pierced and some idiot punched me right on it which caused it to swell) and because of the pain and
being half a sleep and my brain not fully awake yet, I yanked it as hard I could and ripped my eyebrow nearly off and fell back asleep lol.
I woke up to my pillow covered in a huge amount of blood and the skin around my eyebrow nearly ripped off.
I had to go to hospital but only required butterfly stitches and some gluing, the scar is also not even that big but you can see the hair is slightly thinner on
the eyebrow and if I move it you can see the indent and scar.
I also nearly got beating to death at school one time as well.
Not the first fight that I had been in but someone was pulling the strings and talking nonsense about me and one of my
friends in hopes we would fight so we ended up confronting each other, obviously mad and believing what we had heard.
We sort of talked it out and figured out the same person had told us these lies but as had finally calmed down the group that where surrounding us, one guy punched me
in the back of the head and I stumbled forward and everyone in front had a few digs then I ended up getting pulled to ground and held down whilst they kicked me in the head, face and one guy jumped off a like a small 2ft wall onto my head, I ended up remember not feeling pain but only severe rage and also my eyesight when black and white'ish but everytime
I was stricken there was color flashed like red, yellow, orangish colors, it was pretty trippy and weird.
My friends and some other dudes I knew from my area what there in a gang stepped in and started brawling whilst I got up and walked to school nurse.
I ended up with a gash on my lip where my tooth has went through it, severe bruising and a massive headache lol.
I still went back to school the next day, wanting to get everyone back individual but when I got there some of the people that had beat me
where kind of scared and shock and apologizing (must I thought I was crazy about coming back in next day), I told them they where pathetic and feeble
and told them I was planning kicking the absolute shit out of them but I was calm now and didnt want to even waste my time on weak assholes like them.
Got respect from them and a lot of them tried to my friend, a few where actually okay guys but some where just scared little idiots.
Anyway it just goes to show you that sometimes its better to not be afraid and just laugh and walk away from weak individuals such as these guys.
I've had a few experiences like that, got stabbed in the knee with a screwdriver from someone in another part of Glasgow I was in visit my GF, I was at the bus station at night
and he asked where I was from and I told him, his retort was wtf you doing here then went into his pocket, in which I punched him and tried to grab his hand because I knew this whole scenario and knew how it goes down, he ended up getting his hand free and stabbing me, but ran away, I didn't knew what he had done, I was surprised that he
had punched me in the knee, then the burning sensation come over me and I seen the blood and realised he had stabbed me.
Lucky it was just a surface wound and never actually fully penetrated my knee or he could have done some damage.
I also been stabbed in my thigh as well, that was a full blown stabbing and hurt like hell, nearly the groin area which is kind of scaring thinking back now lol.

Anyway that's briefly the worst things I have had happen to me, a side from other injuries from skating and when I little etc.
Another strange thing I've had for a few years is random spontaneous accelerated heart beat and near cardiac arrest, alongside random spells of heavy palpitations.
I've had numerous test and everything is okay the hospital says, I'm above healthy for my age (go to gym and walk/run a lot etc).
Most people would be happy with that news but I would rather there being a problem so it could be combated rather than something that can
potentially put me into cardiac arrest and even kill me but their being not problems with me.
Kind of scaring but I just forget about it and live life, shouldn't dabble on the negative side or your life will spent living in fear and not achieving your goals and enjoying the journey etc.

P.S - Apolgies for the length of this, just realised how much I wrote lol.

That is the whole point.
Kid's in Scotland don't really care if you live or die, when you get jumped by these gangs they just want
to inflict as much damage on you as possible.
It was a one footed stomp and the wall was only like a few feet, not an actual like huge wall, it was about up to the middle of my shin.
It's still dangerous, even the amount of kicks to the head could have killed me.
I'm pretty sure if it went on any longer I would have been hospitalized or dead, I mean my vision went blurry and color was fading much like I was
looking through a filter.
So I suppose that's what your vision goes like before you end up dying or passing out.
It wasn't scaring or sore, just very normal like peaceful etc.
Thinking back that sounds a lot worse and could have ended badly, the fact that all feeling had gone and everything was numb and not sore, man that's like
near death lol.
Anyway, it wasn't the worst thing that ever happened, probably say being stabbed in the thigh was because it could have hit an artery or anything, lucky it was just flesh wound
but hurt like hell trying to walk for about 3 weeks lol.