Zombie Survival Kit: For Battlers of the Undead

This is to all morbid admirers,
all zombie survivalist, and post apocalyptic zealots.
I have gathered in this one case, the essentials to your survival.
From short range melee weapons, the the ever stylish handguns.
Now that I have assembled these treasures, what do i do with them?
Keep them to myself?
Though I have pondered this, I have decided to help improve the populaces chances at survival and disseminate these wonders.
I have a few different options:
with lights, without lights
with lettering, without lettering
and optional costumizations.
Here are some pics:












So now my big question to you all is
do you want one?

I don't see a shotgun, herbs, F-Aid sprays, or anything...Not even an MO Disc. You could at least give us a broken shotgun so we can trade it for the real one...Silly.

NiteKrawler wrote:

I don't see a shotgun, herbs, F-Aid sprays, or anything...Not even an MO Disc. You could at least give us a broken shotgun so we can trade it for the real one...Silly.

Precisely!

However, what exactly is in that? I see what looks like two machetes and a couple pistols.. but i'm kinda confused on what exactly this thread is about.

This box could be like eight inches tall for all we know. o.O

I'm a long time RE/Zombie Fan. One day I decided to put this together.
The piece is 24x36, 2 real swords, and two guns (replics not real lol).
I posted it to see if any other undead fans would want one. If nothing else comments are always nice.

FlexLuthor wrote:

I'm a long time RE/Zombie Fan. One day I decided to put this together.
The piece is 24x36, 2 real swords, and two guns (replics not real lol).
I posted it to see if any other undead fans would want one. If nothing else comments are always nice.

I would totally buy that.

that would be neat to have sitting around the house...you know just in case

It's really much appreciated.
This was kind decent into madness type of thing.
There was alot of trial and error involved.
I feel safer playing resident evil with it in my house though!

FlexLuthor wrote:

It's really much appreciated.
This was kind decent into madness type of thing.
There was alot of trial and error involved.
I feel safer playing resident evil with it in my house though!

Yeah, so, uh.. Wanna sell it to me?

Looks really cool, nicely done. I'd definitely want something like that on my wall.

But I gotta agree with Nite, I'd like to have a shotgun (and maybe a crowbar and a medikit) in mine

EDIT: Oh, and forgot to say, the lights were a nice touch (and I preferred it with text)

You should at least give us a combat knife, that can be neglected in the item box for the duration...

Maybe an ink ribbon? I mean, how would you load your save if you didn't type your life story on an outdated typewriter from the 1920's?

Mass Distraction wrote:

But I gotta agree with Nite, I'd like to have a shotgun (and maybe a crowbar and a medikit) in mine

Hmm, I'm confused why everybody would want a shotgun. The only way to effectively kill a zombie is a headshot, and depending on the range, buckshot wouldn't penetrate the skull. If the zombie is close enough for you blow its head off with a shotgun, it's too close.

For real though, this is cool. I'd definitely go for a silencer for at least one of those pistols though.

for shotguns I think a nice little sawed-off would be nice for zombies...the only bad thing would be reloading

I'd buy that beast, though I wish it had an herb... ]:

Replace the blades with SBR AR-15s and the pistols with 1911's and I would buy one today.

ETA. Good idea, and awesome that you did it yourself.

Id get the katanas. Slash your way in style. Thats why we love slow zombies.

how bout a cross bow? no reload time, silent and deadly. mwahaha!
I know ya gotta destroy the brains but explosives are probably just as effective. GRENADE! ^_^

Robert S.T.A.R.S wrote:

how bout a cross bow? no reload time, silent and deadly. mwahaha!
I know ya gotta destroy the brains but explosives are probably just as effective. GRENADE! ^_^

No reload time? Crossbow reload time is super ridiculous long.

yeah id like to know what kind of crossbow you use