The random spam thread

weskersbarber wrote:

I havent been as acive as i should be anymore mainly because of the lack of interesting articles, and i cant think of any either.We are just awaiting tat big announcement from capcom about the latest game which should spark life back into the forum.

When I was six I slammed my wiener in the toilet seat .

Citers wrote:

weskersbarber wrote:

I havent been as acive as i should be anymore mainly because of the lack of interesting articles, and i cant think of any either.We are just awaiting tat big announcement from capcom about the latest game which should spark life back into the forum.

When I was six I slammed my wiener in the toilet seat .

And you damaged your penis that leaves you now unable to masterbate and unable to have children as that what your saying?

weskersbarber wrote:

Citers wrote:

weskersbarber wrote:

I havent been as acive as i should be anymore mainly because of the lack of interesting articles, and i cant think of any either.We are just awaiting tat big announcement from capcom about the latest game which should spark life back into the forum.

When I was six I slammed my wiener in the toilet seat .

And you damaged your penis that leaves you now unable to masterbate and unable to have children as that what your saying?

...maybe...

Mass Distraction wrote:

Revan XI9 wrote:

Mass Distraction wrote:

Yeah, I see a noticeable decline in visits here. Maybe people just remembered they had real lives?

2 words. Halo Reach.

So the answer is no.

Yup.

I think I can accurately say this is what angry sex is like when I have it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUbYHzyAnfA&feature=player_embedded

Citers wrote:

I think I can accurately say this is what angry sex is like when I have it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUbYHzyAnfA&feature=player_embedded

That video would not have made me laugh if not for your sex comment

Revan XI9 wrote:

Citers wrote:

I think I can accurately say this is what angry sex is like when I have it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUbYHzyAnfA&feature=player_embedded

That video would not have made me laugh if not for your sex comment

That's how it works sir.

Mccain needs to be president. His head is the only one i can find of any orez candidate that fits well on Master Cheif's body. John Mccain=John Forge


(for those of you that don't know, Master Cheif was a clone of Forge)

nekronuke wrote:

Mccain needs to be president. His head is the only one i can find of any orez candidate that fits well on Master Cheif's body. John Mccain=John Forge


(for those of you that don't know, Master Cheif was a clone of Forge)

That is not true. Sgt John Forge was just an epic Sgt from the Halo Wars game

whats your source for that?

Regenerator wrote:

whats your source for that?

Me or him.

I am assuming you mean him because mine does seem a little more likely.

i mean nekronuke

Citers wrote:

weskersbarber wrote:

I havent been as acive as i should be anymore mainly because of the lack of interesting articles, and i cant think of any either.We are just awaiting tat big announcement from capcom about the latest game which should spark life back into the forum.

When I was six I slammed my wiener in the toilet seat .

Oh wow, I spat my pepsi out at that. XD

Methsia wrote:

Citers wrote:

weskersbarber wrote:

I havent been as acive as i should be anymore mainly because of the lack of interesting articles, and i cant think of any either.We are just awaiting tat big announcement from capcom about the latest game which should spark life back into the forum.

When I was six I slammed my wiener in the toilet seat .

Oh wow, I spat my pepsi out at that. XD

Well, it's a good thing I was drinking Cola.

EDIT: Scratch that last one, beer is my choice.

What the fuck have I missed? Toilet seat related penis injuries?.... I missed this place.

BOBLATHON wrote:

What the fuck have I missed? Toilet seat related penis injuries?.... I missed this place.

Where have you been hiding

BOBLATHON wrote:

What the fuck have I missed? Toilet seat related penis injuries?.... I missed this place.

YOU DID IT TOO?!

weskersbarber wrote:

BOBLATHON wrote:

What the fuck have I missed? Toilet seat related penis injuries?.... I missed this place.

Where have you been hiding

She's 18... I've been busy.

Does anyone else like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too "new wave," for my tastes...

BOBLATHON wrote:

weskersbarber wrote:

BOBLATHON wrote:

What the fuck have I missed? Toilet seat related penis injuries?.... I missed this place.

Where have you been hiding

She's 18... I've been busy.

Nice!

Citers wrote:

BOBLATHON wrote:

weskersbarber wrote:

BOBLATHON wrote:

What the fuck have I missed? Toilet seat related penis injuries?.... I missed this place.

Where have you been hiding

She's 18... I've been busy.

Nice!

This is my favorite post of all time. I'm freakin dying, that was damned hilarious.

I just wrecked my truck haha. Had a sezuire from the medicine the doctor gave me for high blood pressure. Somehow got knocked out by the air bag, shit myself, Threw up everywhere then woke up and in my confusion got out and finished shiting in the culvert where my truck finally came back down. I was apparently out for about 45 mins. Feel free to laugh. I am.

Citers has both epic photoshop skillz and epic seizures.

Mass Distraction (Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:34 pm) wrote:

Citers has both epic photoshop skillz and epic seizures.

It's a gift and a curse.

Citers wrote:

Mass Distraction (Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:34 pm) wrote:

Citers has both epic photoshop skillz and epic seizures.

It's a gift and a curse.

What a horrible night to have a curse...

Try taking that medicine while photoshopping.