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ChrisSherry
STARS Bravo Team
Posts : 1643
Join date : 2008-12-27
Age : 32
Location : Kentucky
| | Subject: Jake's Mother (Troll-face) Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:47 pm | |
| OK, I had to share this with you all, with the jokes about Jake Muller's mother and she it is going around now. This was perfect, even though, the years wouldn't add up. It's still funny. lol  |
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ohmybasch
Zombie
 ohmybasch
Posts : 167
Join date : 2011-11-12
Age : 31
Location : Oh you wish you knew, doncha?
| | Subject: Re: Jake's Mother (Troll-face) Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:20 am | |
| Hahah, Wesker actually looks like he's trying to distance himself from the kid and Jill, probably what he really did to his son  My brother said it's Ada who had Jake with Wesker, that's also impossible. I can't wait to know more about him, I swear if it's something lame like "test tube baby" I'll just ugh! |
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weskersbarber
Umbrella Security Service
Posts : 2494
Join date : 2009-05-25
Age : 32
Location : Ireland
| | Subject: Re: Jake's Mother (Troll-face) Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:14 am | |
| Would make one good looking family lol. |
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Mass Distraction
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MassDistraction
Steam : MassDistraction
Posts : 13024
Join date : 2009-09-14
Age : 34
Location : Finland
| | Subject: Re: Jake's Mother (Troll-face) Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:32 am | |
| Wesker left when he realized the child was a redhead for some reason while both parents were blonde.
I know this is all for fun but I'd like to point out one mistake in the pic: Jill wasn't blonde by the time Jake was born. Well, unless she had dyed her hair. |
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Vandal
Admin
Posts : 4867
Join date : 2011-04-11
Age : 33
Location : Florida
| | Subject: Re: Jake's Mother (Troll-face) Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:40 am | |
| - Mass Distraction wrote:
- Wesker left when he realized the child was a redhead for some reason while both parents were blonde.
And now, the world seems to make more sense. |
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Sargent D
Government Official
Demented_Warfare
Steam : Eldritch Enigma
Posts : 2824
Join date : 2011-09-19
Age : 28
Location : Obscurity
| | Subject: Re: Jake's Mother (Troll-face) Thu Apr 12, 2012 1:54 pm | |
| Wesker's just like, "Should have had a condom -__-" lol |
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00biohazard
Select Police Force
Posts : 1301
Join date : 2012-02-06
Age : 33
Location : Santiago, Chile
| | Subject: Re: Jake's Mother (Troll-face) Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:36 pm | |
| - Sargent D wrote:
- Wesker's just like, "Should have had a condom -__-" lol
Wesker´s like, paternity test or GTFO. RE villains don´t pay alomoney, byatches. |
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ChrisSherry
STARS Bravo Team
Posts : 1643
Join date : 2008-12-27
Age : 32
Location : Kentucky
| | Subject: Re: Jake's Mother (Troll-face) Thu Apr 12, 2012 6:46 pm | |
| Could you imagine Chris' face? |
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RebelliousQueen
Government Official
Soulful-Decoder8
Steam : Missy Claire Gaming
Posts : 2973
Join date : 2012-02-21
Age : 32
Location : Manila, Philippines
| | Subject: Re: Jake's Mother (Troll-face) Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:39 pm | |
| Jake's got a red hair and blue eyes. Who knows? Claire might keeping this secret for a long time cause she knows that Chris wouldn't like it? When Jake said that he had to work for her Mother. Maybe Claire's run away from his Brother cause she gave birth to Jake? That she had to be Independent for some reason? Wesker leaves his son cause he knows that when Chris find out about it he is not gonna like it? What the the hell am I saying? |
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00biohazard
Select Police Force
Posts : 1301
Join date : 2012-02-06
Age : 33
Location : Santiago, Chile
| | Subject: Re: Jake's Mother (Troll-face) Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:55 pm | |
| Precisely. What the hell are you saying lol |
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Jill Sandwich
Umbrella Scientist
Posts : 466
Join date : 2012-03-11
Age : 36
Location : Pittsburgh, PA
| | Subject: Re: Jake's Mother (Troll-face) Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:53 pm | |
| LOL I saw that picture last night! Woooo, that would probably make Chris falcon punch 10 boulders if he saw that. |
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ChrisSherry
STARS Bravo Team
Posts : 1643
Join date : 2008-12-27
Age : 32
Location : Kentucky
| | Subject: Re: Jake's Mother (Troll-face) Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:32 pm | |
| - Miss Claire Redfield wrote:
- Jake's got a red hair and blue eyes. Who knows? Claire might keeping this secret for a long time cause she knows that Chris wouldn't like it? When Jake said that he had to work for her Mother. Maybe Claire's run away from his Brother cause she gave birth to Jake? That she had to be Independent for some reason? Wesker leaves his son cause he knows that when Chris find out about it he is not gonna like it? What the the hell am I saying?
Where did Claire come from? lol But yeah, if it was Claire, Chris' reaction would be even worse then the one we would get if it were Jill. lol Watch we will find out Chris and Wesker are related somehow (which isn't even possible) lol - Jill Sandwich wrote:
- LOL I saw that picture last night! Woooo, that would probably make Chris falcon punch 10 boulders if he saw that.
Haha that is awesome! and yes, I concur! EDIT:     - Spoiler:
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Sargent D
Government Official
Demented_Warfare
Steam : Eldritch Enigma
Posts : 2824
Join date : 2011-09-19
Age : 28
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| | Subject: Re: Jake's Mother (Troll-face) Fri Apr 13, 2012 3:03 pm | |
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Methsia
Spec Ops Field Unit
Steam : Mez
Posts : 2351
Join date : 2010-09-04
Age : 29
Location : Pub
| | Subject: Re: Jake's Mother (Troll-face) Fri Apr 13, 2012 3:09 pm | |
| Oh man, that's eurghh D: Get a cabin D: in the woods ...  |
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ChrisSherry
STARS Bravo Team
Posts : 1643
Join date : 2008-12-27
Age : 32
Location : Kentucky
| | Subject: Re: Jake's Mother (Troll-face) Fri Apr 13, 2012 3:20 pm | |
| You guys are totally welcome  |
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Sargent D
Government Official
Demented_Warfare
Steam : Eldritch Enigma
Posts : 2824
Join date : 2011-09-19
Age : 28
Location : Obscurity
| | Subject: Re: Jake's Mother (Troll-face) Fri Apr 13, 2012 3:25 pm | |
| - Methsia wrote:
- Get a cabin D: in the woods ...
Ummmmm, how about.... - Spoiler:
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DivideByZero
RPD Officer
Posts : 239
Join date : 2012-06-19
Age : 31
Location : Philippines
| | Subject: Re: Jake's Mother (Troll-face) Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:26 pm | |
| Cool. Hahaha. It looks like Wesker wants to say "Damn." . Haha. This made me think of a weird scene. Where Wesker was a bit happy about meeting his son. Aaand it's settled I'm gonna make a FanFic of it.  |
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Valentine Fan
Crimson Head
Posts : 668
Join date : 2012-05-28
Age : 29
Location : Arklay Mountains, Spencer Mansion, 1F
| | Subject: Re: Jake's Mother (Troll-face) Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:36 pm | |
| .............................I don't know how to respond to this....................I blame the part of me that is a hardcore Jill/Chris shipper |
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RebelliousQueen
Government Official
Soulful-Decoder8
Steam : Missy Claire Gaming
Posts : 2973
Join date : 2012-02-21
Age : 32
Location : Manila, Philippines
| | Subject: Re: Jake's Mother (Troll-face) Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:28 pm | |
| This is sucks................................... |
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Valentine Fan
Crimson Head
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Join date : 2012-05-28
Age : 29
Location : Arklay Mountains, Spencer Mansion, 1F
| | Subject: Re: Jake's Mother (Troll-face) Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:44 pm | |
| - Miss Claire Redfield wrote:
- This is sucks...................................
Tell me, if it was that Jill had Chris' baby, woud it still suck?  I personally don't understand the whole Jill/Wesker ship, would someone care to explain it to me? |
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chrisredfield84
RPD Officer
Posts : 269
Join date : 2012-02-01
Age : 40
Location : India
| | Subject: Re: Jake's Mother (Troll-face) Sat Jul 28, 2012 9:03 am | |
| I think chris redfield would jump off a cliff f he finds this.....lol..... |
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Outbreakgirl
RPD Officer
Posts : 322
Join date : 2012-05-26
Age : 32
Location : In front of a computer screen
| | Subject: Re: Jake's Mother (Troll-face) Sat Jul 28, 2012 11:03 am | |
| )> Look at him...he is so cute with his chubby cheeks, blue eyes, red hair...wait what?! |
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Mister Albert Wesker
RPD Officer
the-evilking
Steam : Hoxton47
Posts : 267
Join date : 2012-09-26
Age : 27
Location : Finland
| | Subject: Re: Jake's Mother (Troll-face) Fri Sep 28, 2012 4:01 pm | |
| Jake's mother is probably Claire... Since wesker himself said something about Claire being attractive in the novel... And knowing wesker anything could have happened before his death. |
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Vandal
Admin
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Join date : 2011-04-11
Age : 33
Location : Florida
| | Subject: Re: Jake's Mother (Troll-face) Fri Sep 28, 2012 6:05 pm | |
| - Mister Albert Wesker wrote:
- Jake's mother is probably Claire…
Thats extremely creepy considering Jake was born in the 80's and Claire was born in 1979. |
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Nobudy
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Clowngoon
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Join date : 2012-04-17
Age : 28
Location : USA
| | Subject: Re: Jake's Mother (Troll-face) Fri Sep 28, 2012 7:39 pm | |
| not to mention physically impossible along with the fact that Wesker had no idea of who Chris was before 1996 |
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