Livin' near an Umbrella facility?!

I've always thought that I'm living near an Umbrella waste disposal plant or something...

Why do I think so? Here are some things: I live in this remote little town that's surrounded by forest and the plant is located in the outskirts of this town. It's fenced pretty well and I think there are some guards walking about every now and then. There's also lots of security cameras in there. The place's supposed purpose is to burn animal cadavers and make some chemical stuff. The place is BIG and I think it goes underground too. Almost every cargo delivery there takes place at night. Is it time to start preparing if something went wrong?

Seriously, the place would be perfect for making viruses on the side of other compounds, B.O.W.s etc. They could always destroy the failed experiments and no one would suspect anything. It's remote location would also prove to be a benefit for such activity.

I thought that I should write another long post to celebrate my 800th post Besides, I've been planning on writing this here for some time. Well, I'm sure I'd be just fine since I'm a S.T.A.R.S member now.

Sounds the kind of place spencer would have kept his hi tech secret facilities. What happens if you tresspas? will they keep you to experiment on lol.

You're screwed. I'll send a chopper for you just in case.

Dibs on your Resident Evil collection.

@barber: I really don't know. I don't think anyone has ever done that

@Nite: I hope it'll get here in time... I can almost hear the groans of the undead...

@BOB: If you are willing to fight your way through a remote zombie infested finnish town to get them... They're yours

Wow, I'd love to live in Finland. That's just awesome. If I was you I
would be filming with my friends Resi style. Idk. haha.

Why would you? Well I don't think going there would be much of a good idea... We actually did something like that as kids in this old warehouse in the middle of the town (and believe me, it still was quite isolated).

Too bad the chopper will inevitably be blown up, have malfunctions and a pussy pilot, or fly into some ungodly horrible natural disaster...

Mass Distraction wrote:

@barber: I really don't know. I don't think anyone has ever done that

@Nite: I hope it'll get here in time... I can almost hear the groans of the undead...

@BOB: If you are willing to fight your way through a remote zombie infested finnish town to get them... They're yours

Dude. I'm from the South (United States) Not only am I willing, I'm looking forward to the day... I'm what you would call a redneck. I have lots of guns and shoot things for fun and sport. I'm not a hick, mind you, I still have all of my teeth and am not romantically involved with any family member.

Nite, good point. You would think they would learn to use a different method of escape by now.

Every one of Mass's posts makes me wanna scream FINLAND!

I should've seen that coming... Bob, will you be arriving on that chopper?

@nekro: glad to hear

you better get a strike team assembled and find out what is going on in there before it is too late

But I have only access to a chainsaw and other such equipments... I think couple of my friends have hunting rifles.

damn you better look into getting yourself an arsenal of firearms

I'll leave the firearms for others (although I've been trained to use an assault rifle effectively), I'm more of a melee weapon guy. I'm actually looking for a katana right now.

Negative on the Helo they never have any success with em. I guess I'll need a boat and a heavy duty SUV....And plenty of heads up cause it's gonna take a hot minute for me to get to Finland. How about we form up a REforums strike team to be on the ready when Mass sends the distress signal.

Mass: Being a melee kinda guy, do you not worry about blood splatter and the possibility of infection? Better get a raincoat and a welding mask lol.

Mass Distraction wrote:

I'll leave the firearms for others (although I've been trained to use an assault rifle effectively), I'm more of a melee weapon guy. I'm actually looking for a katana right now.

Id rather use ranged weapons for fighting but if they would get close that is what a bayonet is for

I wouldn't worry about blood splatter since zombie blood is somewhat coagulated already, thus not splattering everywhere. I have a Jason mask and an airsoft mask (even though I've never played airsoft). I still have access to a warehouse (about 100 feet away) where I could get a welding mask too Would be pretty impractical though. I think a trenchcoat would do instead of the raincoat

I'll try to keep myself alive here. I'f I'm dead when you get here, save my collection.

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Why would you? Well I don't think going there would be much of a good idea... We actually did something like that as kids in this old warehouse in the middle of the town (and believe me, it still was quite isolated).

Finland seems awesome! I want to live in a place like that you know? Peaceful and isolated. You want to swap?!
Man I would film Blair Witch style. I don't know :S XD.

Methsia wrote:

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Why would you? Well I don't think going there would be much of a good idea... We actually did something like that as kids in this old warehouse in the middle of the town (and believe me, it still was quite isolated).

Finland seems awesome! I want to live in a place like that you know? Peaceful and isolated. You want to swap?!
Man I would film Blair Witch style. I don't know :S XD.

Well here's lots of small towns like this when you know your way around I like living here. If you visit this country some time, don't go to a known tourist place but try to find some peaceful small town like this We've actually recently talked about doing something like Blair Witch in near future. My friend happens to live along this old road where all houses after theirs are abandoned (aka. the people living there have died of old age, disease, heart attack etc). I find it really creepy, to be the last of the living. He's the coolest guy though: speaks pretty rarely (but when he does, it's something awesome) and would literally laugh in the face of Death. Me and my other friends have actually started a rumor that this one place (in a different place, I'll get a picture of it here someday) is haunted and now some people are scared to go there That would be the perfect place for filming. Whoa that was a long post.

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Well here's lots of small towns like this when you know your way around I like living here. If you visit this country some time, don't go to a known tourist place but try to find some peaceful small town like this We've actually recently talked about doing something like Blair Witch in near future. My friend happens to live along this old road where all houses after theirs are abandoned (aka. the people living there have died of old age, disease, heart attack etc). I find it really creepy, to be the last of the living. He's the coolest guy though: speaks pretty rarely (but when he does, it's something awesome) and would literally laugh in the face of Death. Me and my other friends have actually started a rumor that this one place (in a different place, I'll get a picture of it here someday) is haunted and now some people are scared to go there That would be the perfect place for filming. Whoa that was a long post.

WOW, I loved reading that! Oh my God, that's really cool! Where is this place that you're at? I really want to
do some random filming some time! Well, when I convince my family for a holiday in Finland! I wants to be theres!
Oh wow! Blair Witch would be awesome in an isolated place like that! Man you live in an awesome place I so envy you!
Damn, I officially envy Danish and Finnish people! D:

Methsia wrote:

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Well here's lots of small towns like this when you know your way around I like living here. If you visit this country some time, don't go to a known tourist place but try to find some peaceful small town like this We've actually recently talked about doing something like Blair Witch in near future. My friend happens to live along this old road where all houses after theirs are abandoned (aka. the people living there have died of old age, disease, heart attack etc). I find it really creepy, to be the last of the living. He's the coolest guy though: speaks pretty rarely (but when he does, it's something awesome) and would literally laugh in the face of Death. Me and my other friends have actually started a rumor that this one place (in a different place, I'll get a picture of it here someday) is haunted and now some people are scared to go there That would be the perfect place for filming. Whoa that was a long post.

WOW, I loved reading that! Oh my God, that's really cool! Where is this place that you're at? I really want to
do some random filming some time! Well, when I convince my family for a holiday in Finland! I wants to be theres!
Oh wow! Blair Witch would be awesome in an isolated place like that! Man you live in an awesome place I so envy you!
Damn, I officially envy Danish and Finnish people! D:

I live in Western Finland, in a place called Honkajoki (now that I think of it, that actually translates to Pine River). I'm actually afraid of going to the forests around here, they're pitch-dark around this time of the year and we once found a long, long sand road that took us in the middle of a forest to some open with a little hut filled with rusty axes and other such stuff. I later found out somebody had killed himself near that place. Scary, even though it was day. As I've propably said in my Halloween post, I'm going to my folks' old cabin in a more isolated place (same town, different part, more forest) with my friends. That place is actually quite near some "ufo sighting" places and that creepy little road taking to the hut... Whoah, I'm in such a halloween mood right now! Bring it on zombies! Now or never!

Mass Distraction wrote:

Methsia wrote:

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Why would you? Well I don't think going there would be much of a good idea... We actually did something like that as kids in this old warehouse in the middle of the town (and believe me, it still was quite isolated).

Finland seems awesome! I want to live in a place like that you know? Peaceful and isolated. You want to swap?!
Man I would film Blair Witch style. I don't know :S XD.

Well here's lots of small towns like this when you know your way around I like living here. If you visit this country some time, don't go to a known tourist place but try to find some peaceful small town like this We've actually recently talked about doing something like Blair Witch in near future. My friend happens to live along this old road where all houses after theirs are abandoned (aka. the people living there have died of old age, disease, heart attack etc). I find it really creepy, to be the last of the living. He's the coolest guy though: speaks pretty rarely (but when he does, it's something awesome) and would literally laugh in the face of Death. Me and my other friends have actually started a rumor that this one place (in a different place, I'll get a picture of it here someday) is haunted and now some people are scared to go there That would be the perfect place for filming. Whoa that was a long post.

Wow.... It sounds like the human tests have already begun.

@Regen... If they get that close, that is what my .357 snubbie is for. If that fails then I guess I'm gonna be pistol whippin' some zombie skulls. Oh how I long for a merkwerx tanto chilli. From what I understand it is the real life knife that Krausers was based on.... Give me a min I'll find a pic.


K... Here ya go.

Who says the blood is capable of infecting anyone? It could be an airborn virus and some humans could be immune to it. Or it could be a genetic mutation that slowly overtakes the world. Of course...that would mean the "zombies" would have to ...to a woman. Yeah. That idea sucks. Sorry.

NiteKrawler wrote:

Who says the blood is capable of infecting anyone? It could be an airborn virus and some humans could be immune to it. Or it could be a genetic mutation that slowly overtakes the world. Of course...that would mean the "zombies" would have to ...to a woman. Yeah. That idea sucks. Sorry.

I've never know a virus not to be communicable by bodily fluids.... If it's airborne, well we are all screwed unless we have an immunity. Genetic mutations would take far to long to get out of control and would be easily quelled. Unless the mutation was intentionally caused on a global scale affecting an entire generation by a chemical agent, perservative in mass produced food, etc...