Funny Omegle Convo

So I was on Omegle recently and had a pretty decent conversation. Enjoy!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: hw r u

You: meh

Stranger: wat

You: mmmmeeeeehhhhh

Stranger: yeah

You: say meh. the shrug your shoulders

You: thats what it means

Stranger: haha

Stranger: from where r u

You: mordor

Stranger: i have never heard of it...its in Europe?

You: yes

Stranger: okk...

You: have you been to the gap of rohan?

Stranger: no i am from india

You: oh well you have to go through the gap of rohan and make your way to minas tirith

You: just past there you will find the gates to mordor

Stranger: i would love to visit ur place

Stranger: wats ur name?

You: Sauron

Stranger: age?

You: fairly old

Stranger:

Stranger: interesting.......

You: indeed

Stranger: Well i m Bharti..........

You: hi bharti

You: are you into rings at all?

Stranger: hi sauron

Stranger: i didnt get u

You: do you like rings?

Stranger: wwf or something?

You: rings...jewelry

You: on your fingers

Stranger: ohh rings!! not really. i ma pretty simple girl

You: ahhh

You: too bad

You: i have a lot of rings

You: one very special one in particular

Stranger: how many

Stranger: wedding ring?

Stranger:

You: nope

You: how many rings do i have?

You: Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne. In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

Stranger: may be 7

You: so 20 in total

Stranger: ohhh lovely dear:)

Stranger: kiss:-*

You: though my most precious ring was recently stolen

Stranger:

You: i have my men tracking the ring down

Stranger: Nd that ring was..........?

You: so it should be ok

Stranger: ok ji

You: i got into a fight with a man named isildur

You: and he took the ring from me

Stranger: when?

You: a long time ago

Stranger: So that was a precious one...........right?

You: yes it was

You: my precious...

Stranger: dont worry.u will get it.amen!!

You: anyway, isildur pawned it off to this idiot named smeagel

You: sorry, smeagol*

You: and what does smeagol do?

You: he loses it!

You: some guy named baggins took it from him.

Stranger: ohh hell!! smeagol is an idiot

You: yes he is

Stranger: ohh long story:)

You: longer than you know my friend...

Stranger: so take it from Baggins

You: well im on house arrest right now so i cant leave

You: so i had to send nine of my friends to look for him

Stranger: house arrest?

You: yeah

You:

Stranger: nine of ur frnds......ohh cool!! so everybody is gonna work for ma frnd,s precious ring

Stranger:

You: yes they will

Stranger: lovely frnds

You: well they work for me

Stranger: they are under you......?/

You: yes

Stranger: ok coool!! so wat do u do?

You: i run a jewelry business

Stranger: sumhow i knew it!!

Stranger: i dun knw how..............but i knew it!!

You:

Stranger: so,Mr. jeweller which ring forme?

Stranger: for me?

You: i have a ring called nenya

You: i think you would like it

Stranger: rings have name?

You: the person who owned it last moved away to the west

You: some of my rings do

Stranger: wat r other names?

Stranger: so nenya is for me.........wat stone?

You: clear stone

Stranger: beautiful

Stranger: Sauron,, r u on fb?

You: no i am not

You: sorry

Stranger: wat for.......? no its ok!!

You: i dont have many friends

You: just a loooootttttttttttt of employees

Stranger: actually after a long time i got a nice frnd.........

Stranger: so i m loving talking to you:)

You: great!

Stranger: but unfortunately as this chat wud end we will be far away again........

You: you know how to find me

You: just go east until you reach a dark land

You: but im sorry, i do have to go.

You: i heard that baggins is traveling to rivendell!

You: my friends almost intercepted him at brandywine river

You: but narrowly missed him

Stranger: ohh:(

You: and now a man named aragorn is helping them

Stranger: dun wrry ........he will soon be caught

You: this complicates things

You: i hope he is!

You: wish me luck!

You: bye!

You:

Stranger: All the best

Stranger: bye:)

You have disconnected.

Oh man... Golden moments like this should be remembered forever...

I... I... can't stop laughing xD

Haha. I had some great fun. Poor Bharti.

NiteKrawler wrote:

Haha. I had some great fun. Poor Bharti.

''You did not tell him about the missing Jedi.''

NiteKrawler wrote:

Haha. I had some great fun. Poor Bharti.

Wonder if she ever happens to stumble upon LotR.

What Revan?

NiteKrawler wrote:

What Revan?

It's a quote form Star wars episode 1. I do not know why but that conversation made me think of that.

''You did not tell him about the missing Jedi''
''We will report that when we have something to report.''

That's the most nonsensical thing you have ever said. And that is saying something.

NiteKrawler wrote:

That's the most nonsensical thing you have ever said. And that is saying something.

As for the convo next time you should be GlaDoS

Ooh, that would make some interesting conversation

But I can't sing.