If You Could Have Any Weapon...

Sup everyone, I was just wondering if you were stuck in any dangerous situation, what kind of primary weapon and secondary weapon would you have and why? Also, if you have any different weapons for different situations then you add those later.

For me, I would have a customized Caracal pistol equipped with a rigid shoulder stock, tactical front grip, self-illuminating lower lights sight, and a magazine loader. The reason because I'm good with pistols, in real life (I've trained with my brothers and grandfather) and in videogames. My secondary weapon would probably be a well balanced K-Bar, with a preference for throwing.

What about you?

A machete and Rk62 Assault Rifle.

A machete because it's sturdy, effective and usable in multiple situations, Rk62 because that was my primary weapon in FDF, meaning I can clean, disassemble and assemble it with ease if need be.

Lightsaber and a stick of gum. Studies show that a lightsaber is effective against damn near anything, and orbit gum whitens your teeth.

Mercy wrote:

orbit gum

Would you believe, I know the guy who owns that company. Dude's married to my aunt.

Mass Distraction wrote:

Mercy wrote:

orbit gum

Would you believe, I know the guy who owns that company. Dude's married to my aunt.

That's probably the most awesome things I read all week… and I read that Revelations is coming to the 360 and PS3. That's pretty crazy, I actually have a crap load of orbit gum…

Mercy wrote:

Mass Distraction wrote:

Mercy wrote:

orbit gum

Would you believe, I know the guy who owns that company. Dude's married to my aunt.

That's probably the most awesome things I read all week… and I read that Revelations is coming to the 360 and PS3. That's pretty crazy, I actually have a crap load of orbit gum…

I used to get a crap ton of gum when I was a kid and those folks still used to visit Finland. Oh, those were the days...