Things Resident Evil characters would never say

Chris: I forgive you Wesker, can't we be friends and forget about what you did to us?
Wesker: Sure, we can be friends Chris! Group hug everybody.
Kenneth: I give up zombie please just eat my head like an apple.
Brad: You know what guys? I think I'll be brave for once. You can call me Braveheart.

Claire: I hate motorbikes!

Jill: I am in love with Wesker.

Wesker: I AM ALIVE!!!!

Wesker: I hate sunglasses they make me look fat.

Jill: This blonde is actually a good look for me.

Wesker: I wonder when I should plan my next trip to King's Dominion...?

Claire: If only I had just dropped out of school sooner!

Chris: If the Airforce didn't want my ass why the hell does this Police Dept.?

Rebecca: I wonder what happens if I mix this herb with this one. Possible 'high' effectiveness?

Sherry: Sometimes I wonder why my parents never do anything, then I suddenly realize; I must have been a test tube child!

Barry: Damn wife won't stop calling the Police Station!

Billy: I enjoyed shooting people for the hell of it all!

Spencer: Now to retire as an old man and live atop this hill in all it's splendor. I wonder how my dear Albert is doing?

Leon: Time for a haircut! Think I'll go choppy for a change and get rid of this 'floop' over my eye here.

Leon: I look horrible.

Leon: it's bingo night! =D

Wesker:Tell me Chris, Is your sister good looking? You think she is interested in getting a little action? Cuz I have a hard on that you wouldn't believe.

Billy:Navy Seals!!

Alfred:Yes, it's true. I'm totally wearing men's underwear.

Leon: That Chris guy he's so Mmmm.

Sherry Birkin wrote:

Leon: That Chris guy he's so Mmmm.

Dear LORD. Don't.

Bartender: Would you like some more?
Chris: No thanks I've had enough beer.

Jill: Anyone want a taste of my sandwich?

Barry: I dislike sandwiches.
Jill: How do I use this lock pick?
Brad: Stand Back, I got this!
Ashley: Leon, no need to help Im fine!

Claire: I don't understand why guys like girls wearing red dresses? What so special about that.

Wesker: Is Jake knows that I'm not his father? Cause he is came from a friend of mine.

Leon: I lost 10,000 billion people including the president and my precious jacket!

Barry: Don't you dare touch my mustache. I will kill you.

Miss Claire Redfield wrote:

Claire: I don't understand why guys like girls wearing red dresses? What so special about that.

Wesker: Is Jake knows that I'm not his father? Cause he is came from a friend of mine.

Leon: I lost 10,000 billion people including the president and my precious jacket!

Barry: Don't you dare touch my mustache. I will kill you.

Chris: I lost a million boulders cause of her!

Miss Claire Redfield wrote:

Claire: I don't understand why guys like girls wearing red dresses? What so special about that?

Leon: I lost 10,000 billion people including the president and my precious jacket!

Barry: Don't you dare touch my mustache. I will kill you.

They actually might say that.

Lisa Trevor: Im so pretty, Im so pretty and witty and gay!

Alice: I can never win this fight. I give up.

I'm not a heavy shipper but...

Chris: Jill.....I love you.

HUNK: Retreat!

Wesker: Anything, but Chris! Excella save meeee!! I don't wanna diiiiee!
Jill: Whoa Barry, you almost were a Barry sandwich.
Leon: I whip my hair back and forth.

Claire: Steve, you big strong man.

Ashley: Have a look under my Umbrella.

Chris: I shall fight Bioterrorism...with dance!

Leon saying "Luis" like "Luis" and not "Louise"

Jill: Pants are the best thing to wear for a zombie apocalypse.

Sheva:Don't worry-I may not have a smaller muscle mass as you, but I can still hold my own.

Steve:Claire...I hate your guts

Krauser: It's been a long time...lover

Billy:I'm the master of mixing herbs

Everyone knows it's a death sentence...

Wesker: Hello, KEEEERisssss! I have returned!

Jill: "Chris, I know it might be our last moment together..."
Chris: "Jill..."
Jill: "No. Let me finish, I wish that we could just get away from all this..."
Sheva: "Oh, God, not this shit again."
Jill: "Chris..."
Chris: "Ummmm, I think..."
Wesker: "Hey, Chris. Can you tell me where the bathroom is?
Cuz' I have to take injections of green glop and i tend to throw up at the sight of it."

Wesker: You know, I should just kill Chris right here, right now. Seriously. It's the smart thing to do, my plan will succeed. I mean it's not like I can't, I can kill him anytime I want. Yeah just to make sure. I'm gonna kill him.