Devil May Cry 5. (Seriously)

wishing the same there Nite

So... this topic has gone from gaming, to blowjobs... to cake? what?

NiteKrawler wrote:

I hate Off Topic. Too bad I can't delete entire sections...

Failed cake. No one cooks you anymore.

So let's get back to DMC. What ever happened to Nero?

Mass Distraction wrote:

So let's get back to DMC. What ever happened to Nero?

He got a blowjob and turned into a cake.

Moving on.

Mass Distraction wrote:

So let's get back to DMC. What ever happened to Nero?

I never liked Nero to be honest. He was a WTF to me.
Then Dante just looked like a white haired Jeremiah Johnson
and he looked like a Pedo. Kyrie keeps on grabbing onto
her jiggle-tits (which is quiet annoying).

Nero is just.. Mehh. Booriing to be honest. Dante
was fun (not in a bad way).

You see this is Capcom.. they tend to leave
these characters, that most people find
awesome, into the we-don't-know-what-do-to-with-this-character basket.

Quote :

He got a blowjob and turned into a cake.

Moving on.

Wow, that is random. You're off-putting me
on cake Revan!

Methsia wrote:

Mass Distraction wrote:

So let's get back to DMC. What ever happened to Nero?

I never liked Nero to be honest. He was a WTF to me.
Then Dante just looked like a white haired Jeremiah Johnson
and he looked like a Pedo. Kyrie keeps on grabbing onto
her jiggle-tits (which is quiet annoying).

Nero is just.. Mehh. Booriing to be honest. Dante
was fun (not in a bad way).

You see this is Capcom.. they tend to leave
these characters, that most people find
awesome, into the we-don't-know-what-do-to-with-this-character basket.

Quote :

He got a blowjob and turned into a cake.

Moving on.

Wow, that is random. You're off-putting me
on cake Revan!

I can out-randomize everyone else here.

Dante is awesome in Viewtiful Joe.

Mass Distraction wrote:

Dante is awesome in Viewtiful Joe.

I had that game once, I couldn't play Dante
because he looked really funny and all I'd
do is laugh.

I'm so sensible.

Methsia wrote:

Mass Distraction wrote:

Dante is awesome in Viewtiful Joe.

I had that game once, I couldn't play Dante
because he looked really funny and all I'd
do is laugh.

I'm so sensible.

That is bad, dood. Uncontrollable laughing at game characters is bad, m'kay?

Mass Distraction wrote:

Methsia wrote:

Mass Distraction wrote:

Dante is awesome in Viewtiful Joe.

I had that game once, I couldn't play Dante
because he looked really funny and all I'd
do is laugh.

I'm so sensible.

That is bad, dood. Uncontrollable laughing at game characters is bad, m'kay?

Come on.. HUGE head and small body. You hafta laugh. AND it's the hard-nut badass
Dante. Doesn't it look trippy? I didn't mind Trish though she looked retarded to me
the first time.

Methsia wrote:

Mass Distraction wrote:

Methsia wrote:

Mass Distraction wrote:

Dante is awesome in Viewtiful Joe.

I had that game once, I couldn't play Dante
because he looked really funny and all I'd
do is laugh.

I'm so sensible.

That is bad, dood. Uncontrollable laughing at game characters is bad, m'kay?

Come on.. HUGE head and small body. You hafta laugh. AND it's the hard-nut badass
Dante. Doesn't it look trippy? I didn't mind Trish though she looked retarded to me
the first time.

I'm just loving his smooth moves and the ability to shoot enemies. Makes the second playthrough a breeze. And yes, Trish has always been retarded. She too is in MvC3 with Dante btw.
Ironically enough, Viewtiful Joe is there too

Makes me want to fry an egg just to throw it at you, mass.

Oh yeah! Fried eggs! Awesome, fried eggs are delicious.

I think DmC will be good, I mean it's not like black hair will ruin the franchise, nor will Dante being Nathan Spencer now, it will still be better then...the Werehog... *shudders*

Twatlight: the game... enough said.

wait never mind DANTE LOOKS LIKE A EMO DRUG ADDICT HOMOSEXUAL.... Fuck that. I might be buying it even tho I know this game is doomed to fail but what can I say Im a big Devil May Cry fan :/

PixieSlick wrote:

Twatlight: the game... enough said.

wait never mind DANTE LOOKS LIKE A EMO DRUG ADDICT HOMOSEXUAL.... Fuck that. I might be buying it even tho I know this game is doomed to fail but what can I say Im a big Devil May Cry fan :/

Got that one. Thank God it's the original Dante in Marvel vs Capcom 3.

Mass Distraction wrote:

PixieSlick wrote:

Twatlight: the game... enough said.

wait never mind DANTE LOOKS LIKE A EMO DRUG ADDICT HOMOSEXUAL.... Fuck that. I might be buying it even tho I know this game is doomed to fail but what can I say Im a big Devil May Cry fan :/

Got that one. Thank God it's the original Dante in Marvel vs Capcom 3.

Haha yeah I would have been so pissed if it was the new Dante in MvC3 I would have smashed the CD against the wall chewed it up and spit it in the directors face if I had ever gotten the chance. huehuehue

PixieSlick wrote:

Mass Distraction wrote:

PixieSlick wrote:

Twatlight: the game... enough said.

wait never mind DANTE LOOKS LIKE A EMO DRUG ADDICT HOMOSEXUAL.... Fuck that. I might be buying it even tho I know this game is doomed to fail but what can I say Im a big Devil May Cry fan :/

Got that one. Thank God it's the original Dante in Marvel vs Capcom 3.

Haha yeah I would have been so pissed if it was the new Dante in MvC3 I would have smashed the CD against the wall chewed it up and spit it in the directors face if I had ever gotten the chance. huehuehue

That would've been horrible. Say, have you played Viewtiful Joe?

Mass Distraction wrote:

PixieSlick wrote:

Mass Distraction wrote:

PixieSlick wrote:

Twatlight: the game... enough said.

wait never mind DANTE LOOKS LIKE A EMO DRUG ADDICT HOMOSEXUAL.... Fuck that. I might be buying it even tho I know this game is doomed to fail but what can I say Im a big Devil May Cry fan :/

Got that one. Thank God it's the original Dante in Marvel vs Capcom 3.

Haha yeah I would have been so pissed if it was the new Dante in MvC3 I would have smashed the CD against the wall chewed it up and spit it in the directors face if I had ever gotten the chance. huehuehue

That would've been horrible. Say, have you played Viewtiful Joe?

Well only once in my brother's girlfriend's house I dont remember much of it tho

PixieSlick wrote:

Mass Distraction wrote:

PixieSlick wrote:

Mass Distraction wrote:

PixieSlick wrote:

Twatlight: the game... enough said.

wait never mind DANTE LOOKS LIKE A EMO DRUG ADDICT HOMOSEXUAL.... Fuck that. I might be buying it even tho I know this game is doomed to fail but what can I say Im a big Devil May Cry fan :/

Got that one. Thank God it's the original Dante in Marvel vs Capcom 3.

Haha yeah I would have been so pissed if it was the new Dante in MvC3 I would have smashed the CD against the wall chewed it up and spit it in the directors face if I had ever gotten the chance. huehuehue

That would've been horrible. Say, have you played Viewtiful Joe?

Well only once in my brother's girlfriend's house I dont remember much of it tho

I've mentioned this earlier on this thread but the Dante story is awesome.

Mass Distraction wrote:

PixieSlick wrote:

Mass Distraction wrote:

PixieSlick wrote:

Mass Distraction wrote:

PixieSlick wrote:

Twatlight: the game... enough said.

wait never mind DANTE LOOKS LIKE A EMO DRUG ADDICT HOMOSEXUAL.... Fuck that. I might be buying it even tho I know this game is doomed to fail but what can I say Im a big Devil May Cry fan :/

Got that one. Thank God it's the original Dante in Marvel vs Capcom 3.

Haha yeah I would have been so pissed if it was the new Dante in MvC3 I would have smashed the CD against the wall chewed it up and spit it in the directors face if I had ever gotten the chance. huehuehue

That would've been horrible. Say, have you played Viewtiful Joe?

Well only once in my brother's girlfriend's house I dont remember much of it tho

I've mentioned this earlier on this thread but the Dante story is awesome.

Really? then i will have to get that for myself

Which old Dante?

I will enjoy it. I don't care if he's a homosexual or whatever.