The Zombie Game

Alright here's the deal, I ask a question relating to zombie survival and you explain to us what you would do in the given situation. I'm going to change the question every week, be sure to check the first post for this week's new question.

Copy the question in your post and then answer.

Week's question: Who would you go to first when the outbreak occurs?

Last week's question: You have the choice to fight with anyone in the zombie apocolypse, real, fictional, alive, dead, who would I be?

This week's question: Weapon of choice, realistic only. Choose carefully, explain why.

Safe spot, where would you go?

Ooh, nice idea Mercy. Will you still leave all the old questions in your original post?


Who would you go to first when the outbreak occurs?

This is actually a pretty tough one. I'd propably call people first to know where they are. Although, I guess the lines would be dead because of the heavy usage of phones in a situation like that... Hmm.... It would really depend on where I was at the moment. If I was in any of the neighbouring towns I'd just go to the closest friend. If I was in my hometown I'd propably check on my mother. IF, however, I was in the middle of my work day I'd propably just try to drive back home at first.


You should never let me think about things. It makes me write walls of text.

That's actually a good idea, I didn't think about that. Yeah, I'll leave the questions up on the first post. And sorry, I usually start off with an easier question on forums, but I think this is a good way to know other people, what their strategies are.

Who would you go to first when the outbreak occurs?

Regardless where the outbreak occurs, I'd probably try my hardest to get back home to get my brother and friends since we all live close by, then try to make our way out of the city and away from ground zero. If I can't get to anyone at home I'd most likely head for California… or fake my own death and go to china.

New question is up.

"You have the choice to fight with anyone in the zombie apocolypse, real, fictional, alive, dead, who would I be?"


Mace Windu


Killing Zombies with light sabers while shouting MFer: I don't think it could get more badass than that.

Who would you go to first when the outbreak occurs? I would stay at home.

You have the choice to fight with anyone in the zombie apocolypse, real, fictional, alive, dead, who would I be? Fictional? Wesker...

You have the choice to fight with anyone in the zombie apocolypse, real, fictional, alive, dead, who would it be?
Ashley "Ash" Williams. I don't think anyone would disagree.

Mass Distraction wrote:

You have the choice to fight with anyone in the zombie apocolypse, real, fictional, alive, dead, who would it be?
Ashley "Ash" Williams. I don't think anyone would disagree.

That was actually going to be my choice, but I knew someone else would use choose him.

You have the choice to fight with anyone in the zombie apocolypse, real, fictional, alive, dead, who would it be?

The Goddamn Batman.

Mercy wrote:

Mass Distraction wrote:

You have the choice to fight with anyone in the zombie apocolypse, real, fictional, alive, dead, who would it be?
Ashley "Ash" Williams. I don't think anyone would disagree.

That was actually going to be my choice, but I knew someone else would use choose him.

Ha I could also have gone with Frank West.

Mass Distraction wrote:

Mercy wrote:

Mass Distraction wrote:

You have the choice to fight with anyone in the zombie apocolypse, real, fictional, alive, dead, who would it be?
Ashley "Ash" Williams. I don't think anyone would disagree.

That was actually going to be my choice, but I knew someone else would use choose him.

Ha I could also have gone with Frank West.

Frank West is a good decision! Much better than Chuck Green..

New question is up!

Weapon of choice:
Do I have to choose only one? Aww, man.

I'd prefer to go with a sword but hey, this is far more convenient and has multiple uses. I've seen this particular machete breaking a stone without damage to the blade.

Was tempted to do last week's question, but in the end decided not to... Though I'd choose Leon... Real original.

Weapon of Choice

Tough one... I'd definitely like to go with something that doesn't cause a lot of blood, which is one of the biggest ironies of my life, I don't mind blood in games, but when it comes to real life, I really don't like it much. I'd say basically just a handgun, although knowing luck, there would be very little ammo, so I may have to revert to Dead Rising tactics and use any old item

You can totally answer last week's question, dude. That's why I have them up there.

Weapon of choice?

I would have to go with the trusty crowbar. Pry open doors, use as a lever, and smash some skulls in.

Last week's question: You have the choice to fight with anyone in the zombie apocolypse, real, fictional, alive, dead, who would it be?

This is an easy one. Maynard James Keenan from Tool. I mean, have you seen the guy? Worst/best person to meet in the middle of a dark alley. I think kicking zombie butt would be perfect for him.


Look at this guy. Perfectly equipped for a zombie attack. But no, in all seriousness, look at that intensity in this next one:


This week's question: Weapon of choice, realistic only. Choose carefully, explain why.

Hmm...I would love to say some type of gun, that way I would not have to get too close to any zombie. But that would require 1) Ammo, which unfortunately is not found just lying around *gives stern look to Resident Evil*, and 2) Training. I plan on training with guns in the future, but as of right now it might not be the smartest idea to try and protect myself with something that I'm not well versed in using.

I guess I'd have to go with a type of melee weapon, most preferably a machete. Sharp, quick, and to the point (I kill myself with these puns ). Although I really like Mercy's idea of using a crowbar, that does seem a bit more practical, especially for prying open doors...

New Queation since I haven't done this since October.

Safe spot, where would you go?

My workplace but only if there was no one there before me. I would hate to work with my boss even after an apocalypse.

Who would you go to first when the outbreak occurs?
Bill Murray. He has a personal theater in his house.

You have the choice to fight with anyone in the zombie apocolypse, real, fictional, alive, dead, who would I be?
Daryl Dixon.

Weapon of choice, realistic only. Choose carefully, explain why.
AR-15. Light, accurate at reasonable ranges, reliable, ammunition is plentiful, also effective against other humans if the need arises.

Safe spot, where would you go?
Nearest US military base, which isn't that far away.

Mass Distraction wrote:

You have the choice to fight with anyone in the zombie apocolypse, real, fictional, alive, dead, who would it be?
Ashley "Ash" Williams. I don't think anyone would disagree.

Yay! Someone still remembers Uncle Ash!

Week's question: Who would you go to first when the outbreak occurs?
My reinforced underground/overground Fortress gaurded by a stolen Government Supercomputer that will do anything I say.

Last week's question: You have the choice to fight with anyone in the zombie apocolypse, real, fictional, alive, dead, who would I be?
Chuck Norris/Barry Burton.

This week's question: Weapon of choice, realistic only. Choose carefully, explain why.
Remington M1100 semi-automatic shotgun CUSTOM.

Safe spot, where would you go?
Ummm....the Basement, with Power Weapons on License to Kill, as Odd Job, with auto aim on.

You aren't exactly the most realistic one, are you?

New Question:

You've been bit! You're all alone, so you don't have to worry about infecting others. Would you bite the bullet or see life through a zombie's eyes?

See life through a zombie's eyes. It's a new perspective. And if I'm all alone, I don't have to worry about being brutally killed. Just maybe starving.

Unless you don't starve, and you're just forced to wander the world as a zombie.

Immune to virus/Sever infected area and be a little bit more like my uncle...

That's not the point of the question.