I was never away.

Cerberus Posts : 51 Join date : 2011-04-03

Hello everyone.

I am aware that many of you have been under the illusion that I have been away for a long time. However I have now chosen to reveal to you that it was I who created this false perception of reality and that I in fact have never left this site. I have merely altered your awareness of time to carry out what I have been working on behind your backs without any trivial distractions from lesser ''people'' like yourselves.

Now that I am here, I would like to remind you that I am the most respected person in existence, and you will treat me as such. I expect a warm and hearty welcome, as well as detailed accounts of your overwhelming grief caused directly by my "absence".

Good day.

Alfred.

Subject: Re: I was never away. Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:02 pm

You ripped off the wings of an innocent dragonfly and left him for dead through a slow, painful death of being pulled apart by ants.

You're sick. :\ How do you live with yourself.

Cerberus Posts : 51 Join date : 2011-04-03

RaviorStygian wrote:: You ripped off the wings of an innocent dragonfly and left him for dead through a slow, painful death of being pulled apart by ants.

You're sick. :\ How do you live with yourself.

That wasn't a Dragonfly. It was a Russian spy.

Subject: Re: I was never away. Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:49 pm

Who are you?

Subject: Re: I was never away. Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:58 pm

So I believe my brain exploded trying to figure this one out...

Subject: Re: I was never away. Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:59 am

Hi Alfred! Haven't seen you in a while. Busy hunting Claire with your sniper rifle?

Cerberus Posts : 51 Join date : 2011-04-03

I despise you all. I cannot stress that enough.

Cerberus Posts : 51 Join date : 2011-04-03

ZombiePrincess wrote:: So I believe my brain exploded trying to figure this one out...

So I believe your brain explodes whenever you try to figure anything out. Must be hard, having the IQ of a trout.

Subject: Re: I was never away. Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:32 pm

Mass Distraction wrote:: Hi Alfred! Haven't seen you in a while. Busy hunting Claire with your sniper rifle?

The same rifle that Claire used to shoot his dad in the stomach. Life's a bitch.

Subject: Re: I was never away. Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:51 pm

Alfred Ashford wrote:

ZombiePrincess wrote:: So I believe my brain exploded trying to figure this one out...

So I believe your brain explodes whenever you try to figure anything out. Must be hard, having the IQ of a trout.

Well, at least she isn't a byproduct, and was supposed to be born.

Subject: Re: I was never away. Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:44 am

Alfred, even though you live in a mansion and all, try not to double post Razz

Cerberus Posts : 51 Join date : 2011-04-03

RaviorStygian wrote:

Alfred Ashford wrote:

ZombiePrincess wrote:: So I believe my brain exploded trying to figure this one out...

So I believe your brain explodes whenever you try to figure anything out. Must be hard, having the IQ of a trout.

Well, at least she isn't a byproduct, and was supposed to be born.

I am proud to be the byproduct of such perfection. My life is in service to my Queen. However, being genetically-engineered I am far superior to anyone else besides Alexia, therefore your pitiful attempts at insulting me are meaningless. You are a lesser being.

Mass Distraction wrote:: Alfred, even though you live in a mansion and all, try not to double post

You're lucky to be alive.

Subject: Re: I was never away. Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:57 am

I watched your "Queen" undressing through the window the other night. She put on a nice little show when she realized I was watching, too. Cool

Subject: Re: I was never away. Tue Aug 30, 2011 7:18 am

Ghost Leader wrote:: I watched your "Queen" undressing through the window the other night. She put on a nice little show when she realized I was watching, too.

Are you sure it wasn't Alfred wearing a suit akin to Mrs. Doubtfire? Razz

Subject: Re: I was never away. Thu Sep 01, 2011 11:51 am

RaviorStygian wrote:

Ghost Leader wrote:: I watched your "Queen" undressing through the window the other night. She put on a nice little show when she realized I was watching, too.

Are you sure it wasn't Alfred wearing a suit akin to Mrs. Doubtfire? Razz

*laughs histerically*

Subject: Re: I was never away. Thu Sep 01, 2011 6:39 pm

RaviorStygian wrote:

Ghost Leader wrote:: I watched your "Queen" undressing through the window the other night. She put on a nice little show when she realized I was watching, too.

Are you sure it wasn't Alfred wearing a suit akin to Mrs. Doubtfire? Razz

This one had boobies. Razz

Subject: Re: I was never away. Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:06 pm

Boobs....

Subject: Re: I was never away. Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:11 pm

ZombiePrincess wrote:: Boobs....

I like it better the way I said it. It makes me sound more like an immature 12 year old. Razz

Subject: Re: I was never away. Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:13 pm

Ghost Leader wrote:

ZombiePrincess wrote:: Boobs....

I like it better the way I said it. It makes me sound more like an immature 12 year old. Razz

Ha. Like the kid on my bus.

Subject: Re: I was never away. Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:05 pm

You only have one kid on your bus? They should downsize to a car.

Subject: Re: I was never away. Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:20 pm

No. There are A LOT more than 1 kid.

Subject: Re: I was never away. Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:29 pm

Hello Alfred...

You're very attractive and-

-this is what I feel about you.

*Takes your hand and grasps them
around 4 taped dynamites*

I love you

Mwah.

Subject: Re: I was never away. Thu Sep 22, 2011 9:36 pm

you're back... aren't you dead? lol
hey. i stepped on the boarder of rockfort island! oh no!!!! i'm a terrorist who's attacking your installation!!
or you didn't notice because you're too busy doing makeovers (with leon)